Tuesday, July 22, 2008

CONTEST: Show Us Your Titles



This blog here's gonna have ourselves a contest. When does it end? When we say it does. What can you win? Who knows? So what's the contest?

WHAT SHOULD THE NAME OF THIS STORY BE?

Right now, the only title is "BASTARD ROAD," 'cause we didn't get around to actually naming it (or putting our freakin' names on the splash page) before it was due to Popgun. I've always been partial to "TACO HELL!" but that's maybe too easy.

So, Friends of Bastard*, we want some suggestions! After you read the introduction of Bastard & Farel to the world, drop a comment and give us some ideas for a story name. If/when we collect all of Bastard's comic adventures under one roof, we'll re-title the story and maybe give you a little shout-out somewhere. Sound like a deal?

So go forth and make mama proud. [click on the page above to read the story]

*And while you're at it, what's a good name for Bastard's fanbase? Extra points for anyone who can work "'tard" in there.

10 comments:

Kathleen said...

One tough pussy.

Because you know I am.

- KatAtomic

Bubblegum Tate said...

Look at the facts. Set in a vaugely dystopian future, roller derby, chicks, bizarre characters. This opus can only be called...

ROLL-HER-BALLS!!!

Daniel said...

Belle Grande

thenakedfred said...

How about:

Smells like taco
Fist fulla giblets
or
Fist fulla taco

Eh? EH!

Kathleen said...

There are no balls in roller derby! Well, typically. ;)

Red Chuck said...

CARNAGE ASADA

Paul Corrigan said...

Mucho Gutso?

steffy said...

What about Atomic Taco?

or

Tex-Mex-Flex?? Hmmm... Hmmm?!

And the fan-base should be called Roadies! I know it's not very inventive, but it's catchy??

Brian Winkeler said...

For my money, "red chuck" is the front-runner. But the contest ain't over yet...not by a long shot.

Bubblegum Tate said...

Kat, while there are no balls in roller derby the end of the story [SPOILER] shows that some contestants likely have balls.

Two more entries:
EL BASTARDO CHULO

or

THE BASTARD ALWAYS REAMS TWICE